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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Reasons that computers* are just pure evil

They break.

The lunch-time crowd at Tekserve is really fucking scary. Does Steve Jobs know these people are buying his machines?

It's expensive to repair them. Twice.

They always think they know what they want to do, but never realize they'd be doing nothing without you.

They don't connect to your wireless internet account and force you to maniacally research the problem on your boyfriend's desktop until he comes home and informs you that unplugging the router and plugging it back in always solves the problem for him.

They get you all excited that tonight's the night you'll be able to (finally, after months) upload your music onto itunes so that you can finally get the newest Hot Hot Heat album onto your ipod then the above happens rendering you senseless, exhausted and writing blog posts about why computers* are pure evil.

They're not as pretty as they should be. Even the pretty ones.

They're heavy. Even the lighter ones.

They're all about code this and code that...just speak ENGLISH already.

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They force you to stay up too late and you wake up all crabby and then when you go to your shitty job the next day and hate your boss, all you can do is pine over customizing your laptop and uploading your music collection.

*my computer


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