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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Believe it or Not

Contrary to the normal rules of physics in which object expand in heat and contract in cold, years of research have finally confirmed that my ass does in fact expand in the winter.

And no, this has nothing to do with chocolate. Why would you think that?


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