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Friday, April 07, 2006

While I was on my way to work

John took a shower while Sophie got herself dressed. When he'd dried himself off and put on a pair of boxers, he went looking for Sophie. She was nowhere to be found. Not one to panic, John made a second search of the apartment, and a third, at which point Sophie jumped out from behind the couch and yelled SURPRISE!

Then ensued the following exchange:

S: (Jumping out from her hiding place) Surprise!

J: Oh, I was just looking for you.

S: (Pointing) You need to hide something.

J: (Looking down at his crotch) Oh, sorry.

S: (Shielding her eyes) Was that part of your privates?

J: Yes, sorry about that (making necessary adjustments).

S: That's okay. When people live together it's okay to see their privates.


Blogger Heather said...

Oh my!

1:36 PM  

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